so i haven't been able to enjoy the whole olympic hype um thing cause i lack television access in this gawddamn house. actually. i take that back. i'm just never home cause i work mad hours. but when i am, the g-pa hogs onto the tvset like a bloody hound dog. but despite this, i was actually becoming ok with being completely oblivious to this beijing zhong guo you chinese i chinese ra ra ra ordeal. but today, i was reminded as to why i shouldn't allow this present mentality to continue its course...
2 words: SWIMMING. MEN.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA.
i kid you not. i'm serious. today, i was on the bus, and for the first time since 8/8/8, i finally saw one of the events, and my big bug eyed ...well, eyes... were gluuuued onto the screen. i felt myself gasping and my heart racing and my head bopping up and down left and right cause passengers kept coming on and getting off the bus and obstructing my view. for the freestyle 100M, when that canadian dude came in last, my heart sank. and when that china guy, something yang, came in 3rd, i was excited over a split second with the mere fact that my past ancestors are probably but most definitely freakin mamamamainlanders. BOOSHAKAYA.
ahahahhahaha.
how retarded have i become?
but don't get me wrong, swimming has always been my favourite olympic event.
ya. even more so than gymnastics.
;)
anywayss. i'm going to go marry a swimmer now.
home in exactly 2 weeks.
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You're such a loser. I say this with affection, but truth.
they do have hot bodies...ain't gonna lie!
yea i used to like swimming as well, then i saw gymnastics for the first time on friday and OMG i can't beleive what they do is even phsycaily possible!!
how do you twist WHILE IN THE AIR?!!?
goddam
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