only way, is UP.

um i did a photoshoot today.

and uh the photographer told me to pose
- like a mermaid
- cute and not so rough like a man
- like i was taking a squatting crap
- my reaction of seeing a hot guy
- my reaction of seeing a jerk
- like i was charlies angel
- not like a lesbian with my cuz

but he said i wasn't gentle like a mermaid. i acted like a frog instead. he named my pose the "tadpole". then he said i was fierce like a tiger. apparently, i am nothing like a rabbit (zodiac). then he asked me, if i was a teacher (cause i look like one????). and then in the end, he said that i reminded him of a boar. apparently they taste really good cause they eat a lot of natural things in the wild.

W T FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

and the lady shaved off half of one of my eyebrows.

i guess i'm wellllllllll on my way to the road of success.

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